Awards are stupid, which is why I fully intend to decline this nonsense and recommend it go to Leslie because she works really hard and I don't. (Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation, Season 2, Episode 17: "Woman of the Year")
Nick Offerman has been snubbed by the Emmies. Again. But some guy from some TV show called Glee was nominated.My only response is to give you Ron Swanson's Pyramid of Greatness (click for large):
I can't decide what's my favorite. There's the four basic foods: Cow, Pig, Chicken and Deer protein (Fish, for sports only, since it is almost a vegetable).
SKIM MILK: That's right. It's on here twice. Avoid it.
PERSPIRATION: Only sweat during physical activity or love making. No emotional sweating.
FRIENDS: One to three is sufficient.
TORSO: Should be thick and impenetrable.
POISE: Sting like a bee. Do not float like a butterfly. That's ridiculous.
INTENSITY: Give 100%. 110% is impossible. Only idiots recommend that.
The only one thing I sortta disagree with is BUFFETS (choose quantity over quality). And the one about American, obviously, although it's hilarious. But no one is perfect, not even Ron Swanson.
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